It is the year 12018 HE (Human Era), you know, this should be adopted as the common year numbering system globally, it’s so much more elegant and not everybody in the world is Christian.

Also Swatch Internet Time needs to happen, a global decimal time system with no time zones and no daylight saving time? Sign me up!

Elect me your planetary governor and I will make this happen, mostly for me, because I think these ideas are awesome. If enough people try to make me planetary governor I will expand the campaign to include eliminating poverty and other great things like that.

And for crying out loud, use the metric system people! Why? It’s 12018!